The Doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far.  Some came by motorcycle, some came by motorcar.  

Each Doggie passed the entrance.  Each Doggie signed the book.  Each Doggie took his asshole and hung it on a hook.  

One Dog was not invited, which sorely raised his ire.  He ran in to the meeting house and loudly bellowed fire!  

This through them in confusion and without a second look, each Doggie took an asshole from off another's hook. 

And that's the reason why sir, when walking down the street,

And that's the reason why sir, when Doggies chance to meet,

And that's the reason why sir, on land, or sea, or foam,

Each Doggie sniffs an asshole to see if it's his own.

UNGOWA!

Know what that means?  If not, you're probably not a Doggie so piss off!

Somewhere near a quarry in western NY...